Memo from God Inc. - Our Universe
The connection between the MICE (Most Intelligent Creatures
Evolved), Google and God will be explained in a later post
entitled "Life, the Universe and Little White Mice".
For now just take it that they are still trying to find the
answer to everything (as mentioned in the Hitchhikers
Guide to the Galaxy) and are much more intelligent than
we think they are...
Memo from the emergency planning board of God Inc.
It has come to the attention of God, the
"ultimate question planning board" at Google.com
and the MICE that large parts of the universe's assets are
in fact missing!
The possible theft of these parts of the
universe was picked up by the MICE team working on the Google
project when a number of our work force (them human things)
on the earth started asking Google what the universe was made
of and why there seem to be so many holes in it.
Google, unable to find the answer within
the alotted 310 milliseconds, threw something out about evolution
and then added this to the pile of questions which required
researching by the MICE. However when the MICE looked into
this problem they realised with horror that in fact about
90% of the universe is, well, missing! There appears to be
absolutely nothing there.
We believe the damage limitation exercise has been successful
in that the humans now believe that there is something called
'Dark Matter' but we find it most distressing that anyone
would consider pinching the majority of the 'stuff' in the
To allow a swift end to this potential crisis we as the board
of God/Google Inc. have decided to offer an amnesty for either
the return of or information leading to the return of the
missing 'stuff' otherwise there might not be enough gravity
left to make sure the universe collapses in on itself and
recycles in another big bang...
Please can we have our universe back?
Yours, God Inc., Google Inc and the weird bloke in the next
Back to mad theories....