New way to a healthier suntan:
The healthy living dept. of Trev's Wacky Ideas Inc.
has hit upon a new idea for getting a more realistic looking
suntan while also eating healthily.
According to our theoretical research, the stuff in oranges
that makes orange juice, well, orange should also be able
to give the human skin a light orange colouring therefore
providing a more sustained and vitamin C rich fake suntan.
Please note this is still very much at the
research stages and we don't recommend trying to drink gallons
of orange juice as the excess vitamin C can cause the skin
disease scurvy for one thing along with various other rather
unpleasant side effects.
On a related note, we're also looking at
why rabbits don't go orange if they eat lots of carrots! ;-)
Back to mad theories....