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New way to a healthier suntan:

The healthy living dept. of Trev's Wacky Ideas Inc. has hit upon a new idea for getting a more realistic looking suntan while also eating healthily.

According to our theoretical research, the stuff in oranges that makes orange juice, well, orange should also be able to give the human skin a light orange colouring therefore providing a more sustained and vitamin C rich fake suntan.

Please note this is still very much at the research stages and we don't recommend trying to drink gallons of orange juice as the excess vitamin C can cause the skin disease scurvy for one thing along with various other rather unpleasant side effects.

On a related note, we're also looking at why rabbits don't go orange if they eat lots of carrots! ;-)

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Last Updated: 19th April 2008