Google is female...
While reading an e-mail from Search Engine Watch which mentioned
a condition called "GDS" I hit on this new idea.
For those not familiar with the condition, GDS or Google
Dance Syndrome is the name given to the effect the Google
Dance (Google update) has upon many SEO's every month sending
them into bizare mood swings of joy and screaming depending
on their rankings...
I suddenly realised, this is very similar to what happens
to some female members of the human race during their "time
of the month" and usually the effect is directed at the poor
significant other who in turn has their own virtually parallel
Therefore it is my conclusion that GDS is
the result of Google's monthly updates which have such a major
effect on the normally stable and passive search engine that
it feels the need to make the rest of the world experience
it's own monthly cycles.
I therefore suggest that Google is female!
Back to mad theories....