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Google is female...

While reading an e-mail from Search Engine Watch which mentioned a condition called "GDS" I hit on this new idea.

For those not familiar with the condition, GDS or Google Dance Syndrome is the name given to the effect the Google Dance (Google update) has upon many SEO's every month sending them into bizare mood swings of joy and screaming depending on their rankings...

I suddenly realised, this is very similar to what happens to some female members of the human race during their "time of the month" and usually the effect is directed at the poor significant other who in turn has their own virtually parallel mood swings.

Therefore it is my conclusion that GDS is the result of Google's monthly updates which have such a major effect on the normally stable and passive search engine that it feels the need to make the rest of the world experience it's own monthly cycles.

I therefore suggest that Google is female!

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Last Updated: 19th April 2008