Welcome to the Ministry of Geek
Welcome one and all to the Ministry of Geek (or Ministry
Come forth and sit on your big
coloured ball pinched from Google and plug in your lavalamp...
So what is the Ministry of Geek?
Put simply, this is a home for all those people who are rejected
by the world as "sad" and "geekie" just
because they happen to have watched TRON 16 times or know
the names of all the Vogons on the Vogon Constructor Fleet
ship that destroyed the Earth v1.01.
There are no entry requirements, no membership fees and currently
no formal meetings and this isn't anything remotely connected
with God, traditional religion or any of that boring stuff.
Admittidly there probably aren't any members either (except
me), but even the Catholic Church started on pretty shakey
grounds and look at that now!
Our members (if we ever get any) can be from any background
and we promise not to descriminate against anyone and would
especially welcome good looking women into the ministry as
we don't think there are enough women geeks.
Is the Ministry of Geek for you? Well if a few suggestions
for people who might be interested include:
• Anyone who's watched TRON
• Anyone who admits to watching The
• If you watched Toy Story and spent most of the film analysing
• Those who secretly rooted for Skelator in the He-Man cartoons
• Or of course talk to your fellow office workers by MSN!
We have great plans here at the Ministry of Geek including
a search engine bot that goes around the web but doesn't index
anything (aBotWithoutACause.com) and a web site with absolutely
no defined purpose (aWebsiteWithoutACause.com).
Thats about all for this first sermon from the Ministry of
Geek. Hope to see you around and if you want to become an
officially recognised member then why not drop me an e-mail
(see contact link on the left).
6th June 2004
Edit - 2nd July 2004: We've now secured ministryofgeek.com
Back to mad theories....